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This week on Hot Mornings, Jimothy the raccoon is taking over the internet with his short-spined, extra-round charm out of Seattle. An Arizona man swapped his clothes for a ride on top of a moving train through Colorado, landing him in some serious trouble. And a Kansas City man spent eight hours locked inside a porta potty, all in pursuit of a dropped Mountain Dew. It's a morning full of raccoons, runaway trains, and questionable decisions you can't look away from. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Monday starts strong with a round of One Word Go, the game where you say one word and get on with your day. It goes sideways fast when "antithesis" shows up and the whole crew tries to figure out what it even means and how to spell it. From there we get charcuterie boards, toenails, and proverbs tossed around like it's championship level radio. The wax museum talk takes a wild turn toward a presidential one where you can do modifications, think JFK with some upgrades. And it all wraps with a heated little chat about pencils and the last...

This episode of Hot Mornings covers a lot of ground. The crew digs into a New York school rolling out a robot teacher named Sally, complete with silicone skin and glowing eyes that scream "she's about to end us all," and the argument over whether she belongs near actual kids gets heated fast. From there it slides into the dead internet theory, where bots outnumber real humans in the comments and the same creepy fish-carrying video keeps popping up with the same eerie voice. There's also a song of the summer showdown happening on the Hot 93.1 Facebook page, plus...

Ever squished an ant and figured you handled the problem? Turns out that tiny move fires off a chemical distress signal that calls in the whole colony, so this episode has the smarter way to send them packing. We also get into the traits guys online swear make someone instantly attractive, from a sharp sense of humor to racking up free drinks with trivia winnings. Then there's the wild new science of temporary tattoos that track your heart rate and steps, shark design totally optional. It's a fun, fast recap of Thursday morning on Hot 93.1. Hosted on Acast. See...

The crew's got a full-blown song of the summer showdown brewing, and they cannot agree on a single pick. Zara Larsson, Bruno Mars, and one very heated Taylor Swift argument all get thrown into the ring, with a listener vote coming to settle it. Then there's the tale of Zara's viral wide leg pants that keep sending people face-first into the pavement, battle wounds and all. And baseball history got made when a Saint Louis Cardinal did something no Cardinal ever has at the Home Run Derby. It's a fun one, so tune in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

The crew digs into four ways to keep AI from melting your brain, including a clever trick where you have it challenge your thinking and let it knock out the boring spreadsheet work for you. They also unpack America's most searched word definitions, with gaslighting topping the list and love sitting right behind it. That love talk takes a surprisingly heartfelt turn, capped off with a promise involving a six pack and a pound from Taco John's. Then they trade some spicy opinions on the best and worst states to live in, where Tennessee lands an F and North Dakota...

Germs are everywhere, and the crew breaks down the three things you should always wash your hands after touching, from grocery cart handles to the touchscreens at the gas station. Then it's good news time, starting with a Montana nonprofit called the Bar Fairies that leaves coffee gift cards on cars people left at the bar overnight. A Connecticut husky earns a T-bone steak after chasing off a charging black bear to protect a kid. And a 94-year-old named Brian Murray lands a Guinness World Record as the oldest water skier. Plus the crew adds up the price tag on...

Krispy Kreme teamed up with the Girl Scouts to make cookie donuts, and Stitch and Houston completely lost their minds over the Thin Mint and Lemon-Ups versions. Then there's Snake the Bigfoot hunter, a guy who swears he found Sasquatch remains, got them DNA tested, and named the creature Daks. And if you've got a spare thirty two million dollars sitting around, Wayne Manor from the old Adam West Batman series is up for sale, ghosts of terrible acting included. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hump day on Hot Mornings brings a democracy that's rigged from the start. A homemade remix cooked up in the lab overnight goes up for a listener vote, original versus the new version. Then a reminder lands that whoever runs the station gets a vote that counts more than everyone else's.The crew digs into a list of top old person habits that are still fair game to mock. Flamethrowing your weeds, groaning while standing up, calling it "the Book of Faces." There's also a rescue mission after one host gets stuck on the floor for two and a half hours...

Taylor and Travis tied the knot, and this recap can't stop chewing on it. Adam Sandler officiated, Paul McCartney sang, and the vows got read off hundred-thousand-dollar gold books. There's also a rapid-fire round of real firework names, where Control Alt Kaboom and Psycho Peacock somehow made the list. Then things take a turn when the news drops that a daily hot dog could mean an eighteen percent bump in colorectal cancer, so Joey Chestnut, stay safe out there. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.