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6 min

Lard's Big Escape

A guy tries to win over country singer Ella Langley with a TikTok video and a shopping cart full of flowers after she shut him down hard, and it goes about how you'd expect. A hundred pound tortoise named Lard makes a break for freedom in a Colorado neighborhood before deputies scoop him up. And Florida's attorney general takes aim at ChatGPT, trying to stop it from talking like it's your buddy. Grab your coffee for this one. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

27 min

Eight Things That Sound Amazing But Aren't

Stitch and Houston tackle a wave of copycat bomb threats hitting hospitals across the country, including one at Monument the day before, and dig into why people keep calling them in. Then the two run through eight things that sound amazing but get exhausting fast, sparking a real argument over whether live concerts are wildly overrated thanks to the cost, the crowds, and the volume loud enough to make you sick. Plus Ella Langley breaks Mariah Carey's all time Billboard record, Gen Z tells millennials to retire the lol, and the guys look ahead to a fall lineup that includes...

23 min

NSync vs Everybody

Mark's back from Canada with a suitcase full of weird snacks and even weirder stories. He and Amelie crack open BTS Oreos live on air and argue about brown sugar pancake flavor before Mark drops the real find: banana ketchup, a Filipino condiment he picked up north of the border. The boy band debate gets heated fast, with NSync, Backstreet Boys, and O-Town all fighting for supremacy while Amelie makes a case for K-pop taking over. Then things take a dark turn when Stitch tells the story of a woman who fell into an eight foot sinkhole on her own...

14 min

Foodie Calls

Stitch and Houston dig into TikTok's divorce talk trend, where people are turning their breakups into content for total strangers to comment on. A new survey says thirty percent of daters are accepting dinner invites purely for the free meal, no romance required, and yes, that includes folks well past retirement age. And Houston's already planning his next trip north, chasing down an honest to goodness Viking settlement outside Winnipeg. Grab your coffee for this one. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

22 min

The Quadrant Debate

The crew marks Patriot Day with an honest look at growing up on opposite sides of 9/11, and notices a few old airport rules quietly sneaking back. From there, talk shifts to a charity chili feed and concert built to support a weekly community meal program. And once things start feeling a little too wholesome, a local dentist's list of common teeth brushing mistakes turns into a full blown debate. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

19 min

Buns Come Up Short

Ten hot dogs and only eight buns, phone chargers that lie about actually charging, and Capri Suns that spark real fear about what's floating in there... today's crew has some strong opinions about everyday stuff that shouldn't be this annoying. A baby who can name every NFL starting quarterback from a helmet alone steals the whole show. And there's already a dream brewing to turn downtown Rapid City into a full blown horror experience for next year's Creepy Crawl. Coffee's required for this one. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

20 min

Sunbathing With Danger

The crew is bracing for NFL season to kick off tomorrow, and the predictions are already flying about who's in trouble before the first snap. Down at Reptile Gardens, there's a giant saltwater crocodile named Maniac who spends his days sunbathing with his mouth wide open, and the backstory on him is not for the faint of heart. Then things get spooky as the crew teases out a real radio station that vanished after a mysterious fire back in 1977, with signs it might be coming back in time for this year's Creepy Crawl. Grab your coffee, this one's got...

9 min

The Final Boss Of Maxing Trends

Mark's flying solo and diving straight into the most chaotic corner of the internet and the news. A guy in Taiwan catches his wife cheating through his own robot vacuum's camera, and the legal fallout gets wilder with every turn. Then there's a fresh horror to worry about called pheromone maxing, where guys are skipping showers and deodorant hoping to become biologically irresistible, and Mark is not buying it for a second. Toss in a petting zoo scare involving baby goats and rabies, and you've got a Tuesday that proves real life beats fiction every time. Hosted on Acast. See...

9 min

Trapped in August Thirty First Forever

Stitch, Houston, and Loren are stuck reliving August 31st like their own personal Groundhog Day, and honestly the confusion is the whole show. Somewhere between griping about the heat, they spiral into confessing their childhood prank call habits, including cold-calling window glass repair shops with increasingly unhinged sob stories. Then breakfast takes over completely, from squishy eggs dipped in toast to a mother-in-law's fruit pizza that has the whole crew drooling on air. Stick around for the wild true origin story behind Nashville hot chicken, because it involves way more betrayal than you'd expect from a sandwich. Hosted on Acast....

17 min

The Dog Who Knew

The crew kicks off Sturgis week talking about a shirt you can supposedly wear every day for a month without it getting gross, which sounds like a miracle for anyone packing light for the rally. Then the mood shifts when a Wisconsin man named Ernie hands over the keys to his own truck so a stranded band can make it to their next show on time, and a tiny Chihuahua's weird habit turns out to have saved her owner's life. It's a wild mix of gear talk and heartwarming chaos, and somehow it all fits in one show. Hosted on...